The Bank Job

We’re going to pretend that Jason Statham didn’t have anything to do with the recent Uwe Boll film, that must have been an android that was allergic to milk..

The Bank JobThe Bank Job has all the makings of an excellent movie. Good story, good cast, funny, some action, some sex, it really looks quite dandy. I don’t have any high quality pictures to share yet, but I’ll post them when I get them. I do have a good image of the poster, and the picture that’s on the poster. It’s not much, but it’s something.

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In the Name of the King, please don’t make me see this.

The only question I have about this movie is how in the hell Uwe Boll managed to get Jason Statham and Burt Reynolds in it. Have they not seen his other movies?! Obviously, the real story here is what dirt Uwe has on them to make them do it. We’ve seen Burt covered in petroleum jelly… what else could there be?

In the Name of the KingI have a bunch of high rez pictures from the movie, so I’ll go ahead and share.. but note how most of these look more like the set of an off-Broadway production than something you’d see on screen. For those reading via the RSS feed, I’ll spare you from downloading all of these automatically, click through to the story to see the all of them.

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